Animals & Plants

by Isaac Adni

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released November 20, 2016

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Isaac Adni London, UK

Singer. Songwriter. Producer. I write, sing and produce catchy pop songs!

I get my inspiration from real life events and the internet. My second single 'I Wanna Be a Duck' has been featured on Comedy Central, Mashable, Metro and 9gag and has over 150,000 views! I released my debut EP 'This Is an EP' on June 1st 2015 and my second EP 'Animals and Plants' has just come out! ... more

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Track Name: The Toad Song
One day I was crossing the road and a toad came up to me
He said hey Isaac Adni you gotta try being me
'cause when you’re a toad (when you’re a toad)
It feels so good your brain will explode

The toad knew that I was stuck for inspiration
So he decided to stop my musical stagnation

So just for one day and just for one night
The toad said let’s change the way we are
You become a toad and I a star
You become a toad and I a star

The very next day I became a toad and went down to the lair
There were lots of toads hopping around down there
But there was a toad (she was a toad)
And when you’re a toad too
There is nothing new
To say

The toad know that I couldn’t think of a single song to write
And he thought he had a way to put me out of my plight

So just for one day and just for one night
The toad said let’s change the way we are
You become a toad and I a star
You become a toad and I a star

And after I became a human again I was very sad
Because the toad that I had loved was slimy green and bad
Now I’m not a toad (I’m not a toad)
Any more
Like I was before
But I was before

So just for one day and just for one night
The toad said let’s change the way we are
You become a toad and I a star
You become a toad and I a star
Track Name: The Duct Tape Song
I got masking tape, I got sellotape, double-sided too
I got packaging tape, and electrical tape, and scotch tape obviously
Though I use all those tapes fairly frequently
There’s only one tape that I use incessantly

'cause I got all of my tapes lined up against the wall
But there’s one tape that I use most of all

Some people rely on luck but I rely on duck tape
'cause it's strong and light and black and white and keeps the universe stuck together
If something is broken
All you need is a token of duct tape
To fix it up

I like to DIY
But when I spread my glue it just won’t dry
And for all of the things that I just can’t seem to fix
It seems to me like duck tape would just do the trick

'cause duct tape it grows on trees
'cause duct tape is pollenated by bees

Some people rely on luck but I rely on duck tape
'cause it's strong and light and black and white and keeps the universe stuck together
If something is broken
All you need is a token of duct tape
To fix it up
Track Name: The Pondweed Song
I got a pond in my garden as you might well know
It’s where I keep my newts and I watch them grow
But there is only one thing in my pond
With which I have formed an emotional bond

Pondweed, it grows from seed
I said pondweed, yeah yeah
And I water my pond weed every day
'cause I know it likes to be treated that way

'cause I’m fine with eating animals
But calling plants weeds
It’s just out of my limits
It makes my seethe
And I know that my pondweed hates it too
'cause when I say weed it turns a sickly hue

Sickly hue, Sickly hue, Oh what would you do
If I called you a weed and you did not want me to

So why is the english language so discriminatory
Because we refer to pondweed with words derogatory
So why are some plants weeds and other plants plants
'cause these sort of things do not happen by chance

The use of the word weed should really be banned
But I still have to use it for you to understand
And I’ve said the word weed multiple times
Which in my pondweed’s opinion is a heinous crime

'cause I’m fine with eating animals
But calling plants weeds
It’s just out of my limits
It makes my seethe
And I know that my pondweed hates it too
'cause when I say weed it turns a sickly hue

Sickly hue, Sickly hue, Oh what would you do
If I called you a weed and you did not want me to

Plant life with the intellectual capacity of a flip-flop
Can still know when it’s getting ripped off
Be nice to your pond weed, it photosynthesises
And without photosynthesis the world would be in a crisis
So don’t call it a weed
Call it a plant
Pondplant, pondplant
Pondplant, pondplant

'cause I’m fine with eating animals
But calling plants weeds
It’s just out of my limits
It makes my seethe
And I know that my pondweed hates it too
'cause when I say weed it turns a sickly hue

Sickly hue, Sickly hue, Oh what would you do
If I called you a weed and you did not want me to
If I called you a weed and you did not want me to
Track Name: The Worm Song
When I was eating an apple one day
I saw a wriggly worm wriggling my way
He said "please don’t eat me I done nothing wrong
All I was doing was wriggling along"

So I put that apple back in the bag
'cause I didn't want the wriggly worm becoming a nag
But when he started eating apple number two
I told the wriggly worm to find something else to do

Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm

And the worm said:
"Life is tough whatever you do
Even vegans will kill you
'cause the life of a worm is a life I hate
'c ause the only time we’re ever loved is as bait"

Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm

So the worm hopped out onto the ground
And I dug and followed him into his mound
It took a long time but that was no surprise
Cause worms don’t have any eyes

But down came a bird, down from the sky
And he grabbed the worm, and he started to fly
But the worm just carried on wriggling around
So the bird dropped the worm down to the ground

Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm

And the worm said:
"Life is tough whatever you do
Even vegans will kill you
And the life of a worm is a life I hate
Because the only time we’re ever loved is as bait"

Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm

So the very next time you see a worm
And you’ve got it in your fingers and it starts to squirm
Remember that it’s life is hard enough
Without you making it any more tough

Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm

And the worm said:
"Life is tough whatever you do
Even vegans will kill you
And the life of a worm is a life I hate
Because the only time we’re ever loved is as bait
So whoever you are, whoever you be
Don't be a wriggly, wriggly, wriggly, wriggly worm like me"